allthingsalishan: Dental hygenist, Dawn: Boo, you’ve got gingivitis* Me: What!? What the fuck is that!? dhd; Your gums are swollen. Have you been flossing daily? Me: Have you been flossing daily, Dawn? dhd: Girl, stop playing Me: No Dawn. I haven’t been flossing. I can’t lie to you. dhd: What the hell Alishan!? Your shit is going to straight fall out. Teeth as pretty as yours should not be...
Let's review the health care debate of 2009
think4yourself: southpol: Open Left: Democratic base: We demand X. Sen. LieberNelsnowe: That’s dead on arrival. Democratic base: There’s strong support for X. Sen. LieberNelsnowe: I don’t support it and there aren’t enough votes anyway. Maybe I’ll consider a Jiggered X. Democratic base: We can’t accept a Jiggered X. How about an opti-X? Sen. LieberNelsnowe: We need to slow down and get...
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My reaction to tonight’s show, as paraphrased in each judge’s vernacular: Cat: It’s down to you, America. What did you make of it? Nigel: It was absolutely terrific. I’m watching everyone grow week on week, and I couldn’t be more proud of each of you. Mary: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHHHHHH! Are you crazy, IJUSTLOVEDIT! Adam Shankman: If I could find...