December 2009
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Dentist happs
allthingsalishan:
Dental hygenist, Dawn: Boo, you’ve got gingivitis*
Me: What!? What the fuck is that!?
dhd; Your gums are swollen. Have you been flossing daily?
Me: Have you been flossing daily, Dawn?
dhd: Girl, stop playing
Me: No Dawn. I haven’t been flossing. I can’t lie to you.
dhd: What the hell Alishan!? Your shit is going to straight fall out. Teeth as pretty as yours should not be...
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Let's review the health care debate of 2009
think4yourself:
southpol:
Open Left:
Democratic base: We demand X.
Sen. LieberNelsnowe: That’s dead on arrival.
Democratic base: There’s strong support for X.
Sen. LieberNelsnowe: I don’t support it and there aren’t enough votes anyway. Maybe I’ll consider a Jiggered X.
Democratic base: We can’t accept a Jiggered X. How about an opti-X?
Sen. LieberNelsnowe: We need to slow down and get...
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as if the Snuggie could not become more of a... →
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SYTYCD top 10
My reaction to tonight’s show, as paraphrased in each judge’s vernacular:
Cat: It’s down to you, America. What did you make of it?
Nigel: It was absolutely terrific. I’m watching everyone grow week on week, and I couldn’t be more proud of each of you.
Mary: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHHHHHH! Are you crazy, IJUSTLOVEDIT!
Adam Shankman: If I could find...